My first Russian meal

- 2 Tiny slices of tomato
- 1 invicible slice of cucumber
- 10 grams of 'going up you nose real fast' hot-hot mustard
- 1 small chicken breast chunk
- 5 black beans
- A 20 grams jar of some kind of a pink salty as hell fish eggs

The rest I didn't want to touch, since it was all processed.

The man in front of me with the huge forearms just dug in with a spoon and ate a small package of Margarine while humming in delight...